CAPTAIN MIDNITE
YOU ARE ENTERING A NEW ERA IN SPACE AND TIME. ALL INFORMATION WITHIN IS WHAT SOME BELIEVE TO BE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. UPON THE ENTRY OF THIS SITE, ONE MUST REASON BETWEEN FACT AND FICTION. ONE MUST BE CAUTIONED OF THE BIZARRE SUBJECT MATTER.
CAPTAIN MIDNITE AND HIS AFFILIATES, ALONG WITH ALL OTHER STRANGE CONTRIBUTORS, WAIVE ALL RESPONSIBILITIES OF CONTENT RESULTING IN WEIRD BEHAVIOR, ENGAGEMENT OF UNUSUAL ACTIVITIES, PHYSICAL COMPLICATIONS, SYMPTOMS OF MENTAL DELUSIONS, OR ANY OTHER COMPLICATIONS THAT MAY ARISE. BE FOREWARNED OF THE MIND EXPANDING CONTENT, IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE MILD CASES OF SPACEWARPAGE SYNDROME TO ONES NORMAL THOUGHT PROCESS. IF THIS OCCURRENCE PERSISTS PLEASE CONSULT A THERAPIST.